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To Combat Transwoman Dominance Of Women’s Sports, Olympics Adds Competitive Child Birthing

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TOKYO—Women’s sports are in danger as transwomen continue to dominate their biological female competitors. To fight this, a conservative lobbyist group has successfully petitioned the International Olympic Committee to add a new sport: competitive child birthing.

The sport will see how fast and effectively competitors can push out children, with entrants being graded on technique, form, speed, and loudness of screams. As a compromise for transgender rights, men who identify as women will still be allowed to compete in the sport, but are not expected to do very well.

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