BabylonBee.com
HAVANA—One of America’s richest socialists, Bernie Sanders, arrived in Havana today after learning there was an uprising against the Communist regime. While many have been voicing their support for the protesters fighting for freedom, Sanders instead tried to quell the protests, informing the demonstrators that they have some of the best healthcare, housing, and other social programs in the world.
“Please disperse! You have excellent healthcare and housing programs!” Sanders cried through a megaphone in an attempt to calm things down. “Not everything was bad about the Communist revolution. Fidel Castro, OK, he wasn’t perfect, but there were very good people on both sides!”
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